Will I find LOVE just being who I am? Because I CANNOT act DUMB!

Acting dumb.... I don't think this is going to work for me. I was out with some friends tonight & there was this girl there. She was truly dumb. There is no way I could act like that, I would actually have to be dumb to say the things she was saying.

I sat there quietly for a long time, because I had nothing to say that could be remotely bubbly or dumb. I just cannot pretend to laugh when something is not funny & definitely CANNOT say stupid things on purpose.

NEXT on the agenda of updates:

SexyJelly's post about crushes -- brings up a good point. My liking for my 'guy friend' is kind of 'validation' for him. Because he used to like me 4 years ago & now I just can't tell if he would still be interested. I am doing EVERYTHING I can think of to find out without being direct. It's really hard.

I need to, want to, have to, want to, need to, must have him by summer! This is definitely going to be a challenge for me! And sometimes I wonder if it's even worth it !?

City of culture, advice from a man on 'how to play the game' & just a really fun day in LA!

SexyJelly & I decided we LOVE LA! Who knew that you could have so many different cultural experiences all in one day!

THE MONDRIAN HOTEL POOL --- wow what a diverse group of superficial wierdos. One woman was wearing a thong bikini and laying out with no top (face down of course) and her body was insane! She kept caressing her boyrfiend (who was this buff dude with a really bad tan & he wouldn't give her the time of day). This just goes to show how mean men really are. I mean you have a SUPER hot chic huggin you & feeling you up in the pool and NO RESPONSE.

Anyway, we had so much fun laying out by the pool & eating!

LE PETIT FOUR -- you know how close their tables are. Well we happened to sit right next to the perfect two men. FUNNY, personable & gave the best LMS relief advice ever.

So we started talking about developing feelings for a guy friend... what you should do and how you should 'play the game' wisely. Straight quote from Philipp (the advisor himself):

"Women are attracted to men they love & men fall in love with women they are attracted to."

PB&J's new favorite line :)

So his advice goes as follows:

1. Plan to hang out with the guy (alone)

2. Get drunk

3. Flirt

4. Get him to kiss you

5. Back away instantly & say 'oh my god, what are we doing, i dont know if this is okay'

6. Wait a few minutes

7. Grab him and kiss him back

8. NEVER mention that you actually have feelings for him

9. Act like you didn't even want it and are still not sure if you want it now

10. This apparently makes a guy horny. Being honest DOESN'T

11. OH & he even mentioned: "act a little dumb, guys like that"

ONCE AGAIN, confirmation of PB&J's theory about why we have LMS, it's because we are smart & don't really know how to act dumb. WELL WATCH OUT WORLD. This will be the summer of "what does that mean?" "no clue what we are doing with our lives", unemployment, & all we know how to do is look pretty & smile. Oh and maybe be a little cheery & positive (guys like that). But smart comments, intellectual convos, philosophy, high vocab word usage -- NO MORE!

Moving on to the next spot...


THE KNITTING FACTORY for some underground hiphop. Wow, from sparkly bathing suits and fake tits, to ghetto booties & wanna be African American young rappers. What a cultural difference. Great show. Interesting venue, interesting croud. (for me anyway). SexyJelly is a little more cultural than I am & I had never in my life been to a show like this one. Great experience for me!

Seriosuly what a day!!!!

Important Thought of the Day

Where have all the men gone?

This is my first official post on my blog, no man land. Welcome. One night, tonight actually, entrepeanutbutter and I (sexy jelly), decided that it is about time that we join forces and combat our common problem: lack of man syndrome (LMS). After much discussion, we've decided to take a stand, make our problem known, and try to creatively seek out an effective solution. We are two hot, smart, sophisticated, and somewhat eccentric women that do not want to turn 25 all by our lonesomes. The purpose of this blog is to solicit advice, suggestions, and even dates in our quest to overcome LMS. Our slogan: PB&J blogging for the cure.